Dear Fans,

To all my loving supporters back home - I am doing great. You can stop worrying incessantly now. After all, I am the top of my class already, what's to worry about? I've got this in the bag. The only problem is this one kid. Jorge is his name. Oooh he thinks he's ALL THAT well you know what Jorge just because your girlfriend is hotter than mine doesn't mean you can go around FLAUNTING IT. I'm glad Jorge sucks at track, and that I smoke him everyday. Track is a lot of fun. The team is always complimenting me on my speed and the coach says I deserve every word of it. Of course, idiot. Like I didn't know that already. Hopefully I can learn everything I need to from that deadbeat coach and get on with my start track career.

With all necessary love,
David